My Boring Life 2

The Job Hunt: I woke in the morning feeling like P Deddy. Now, I've always had an ambition of becoming a star, today i decided to jump in at the deep end. So, I put on my favourite shirt- featured in the fashion section, where I will be updating you on all the hottest new trends! and moseyed on down to the job interview. This was a very important day for me so i hit topshop for some retail therapy. Once i was in the zone and psyched about the parley, i absconded on my way.As I arrived at Dallas Chicken, I was greeted by the friendly staff with the 'initiation'.
1.I had to talk to a customer
2. I had to serve some chips into a carton
3. I had to eat some chicken to show my appreciation to the God of Dallas
4. I had to jump off a roof
5. I had to put on a comical play, with only an hour to rehearse.
6. I had to embroider a funky cloth
7. I had to eat a worm.

After all my hard work finally I got the rat race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hazzar!!
Declan xoxo

My boring life 1

I woke up feeling like P Daddy. I went to the hairdressers, hoping for a 'bowlster' (it's what my compadres and i call a bowl cut) .Whereas, I ended up with a gaping hole in my face. I wrote a firm letter of complaint to the head office, this took up the majority of my morning - time well spent. I bought a new WHSmith's folder to categorize my stamps and spent the afternoon observing and admiring them. On the whole (in my face, hahahahahaha) I feel that I deserve a new lease of life. Tune in next post to hear about my job hunt! Hazzar!
Declan
xoxo